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（点击上方重视键盘侠，得悉更多风趣资讯。）[Post Game Thread] The Portland TrailBlazers(3-0) defeat the Los Angeles Lakers(0-3), 106-104[赛后贴]  波特兰开拓者（3胜0负）106-104打败洛杉矶湖人（0胜3负）两边要害球员数据：湖人（0-3）：詹姆斯31分8板8助2断2帽、浓眉22分10板3助2断6帽、沃克15分4板、贝弗利7分4板5助、威少10分6板6助、布朗4分4板、安德森4分、里夫斯7分、琼斯4分开拓者（3-0）：利拉德41分5板2助、格兰特16分2板、哈特9分16板5助2断、努尔基奇6分13板4助、西蒙斯12分2助、温斯洛7分5板3助2断、夏普4分4板、利特尔7分3板、尤班克斯4分3板[–]westwardpelican 3461 points 5 hours agoNever laughed so hard during a game than seeing Russ pull up from mid range with 30 seconds to go and hearing the Lakers announcers say RUSS NO and the entire arena groan in despair球迷：间隔哨响尚有半分钟，大威少持球直插敌军内地，中间隔拔地而起，但听得湖人主场广播员放声嘶吼“停手！！威少！”怎么办大威天聋，顷刻后，主场球迷怆天呼地，哀嚎遍野！试问人世间还有比这更可乐的事吗？哈哈哈[–]harmonic- 673 points 6 hours agobro i can’t believe a home announcer said this about one of their players球迷：店员，我仍是不敢信任一个主队的广播员会对自家球员这么喊？[–]WarriorsVictordobado 389 points 6 hours agoEvery Laker fan said it when he was about to pull up for that shot勇士球迷；他往起窜的时分，普天之下的湖迷都特么这么喊的！[–]BullsDylan245 608 points 7 hours agoHow in the world could you possibly think this is a good idea公牛球迷：青天白日，朗朗乾坤，谁给他的勇气行此逆天之事？[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 2725 points 7 hours agoOnly Russell Westbrook can go 4/14 FG 0/3 from 3 all game and then pull up in the last few seconds when the game is within one score and go \”I’m that guy\”.勇士球迷：整场14中4，三分球3中0，在分差只要一分的存亡时刻，还敢这么傲视全国的也就只要威少了，心声告知他“吾乃天选之子！”[–]NBAPedosoKJ 207 points 5 hours agoHe was wide open from like 8 feet away. You don’t really get much better of a look ever. Except for the fact that it was Russ shooting the ball, so I guess anyone covered would be better by default球迷：怎么说呢，一个球员身前两三米没人，这都不投，还能找到比这更好的投篮时机吗？当然，考虑到投篮的人是威少，那我也觉得…肯定能找到啊！任何一个被盯防的球员硬投都是比威少更好的时机，有疑问吗？！[–]Trail Blazersdbjawsh 302 points 6 hours agoI honestly felt like we lost the game until I saw Westbrook at the scorer’s table waiting to check in. said to myself “we have a chance.”开拓者球迷：厚道讲，开端我都觉得咱们这场铁定凉了，直到看到威少在场边摩拳擦掌预备上场，心里不由一个声响响起“嘿！老天爷饿不死瞎家雀”[–]WarriorsWhenItsHalfPastFive 1247 points 6 hours agoIt should be a crime to play Russell Westbrook in a clutch situation in 2022.勇士球迷：2022年了，要害时刻还上威少是应该判刑的！ [–]LakersAdventurous-Bee-5934 2685 points 5 hours agoVogel died for this湖人球迷：沃格尔便是这么死的[–]BucksQuestionEntirety 2024 points 5 hours agoNot a lakers fan but man I felt bad for you guys when Westbrook took two mid rangers in a row without burning any time off the clock.雄鹿球迷：不是湖人球迷，可看到威少最终时刻，不用耗时刻，连着两个中间隔投篮断送竞赛，真为湖人球迷感到悲痛[–]SIXArts 672 points 6 hours agoHe’s like a robot that does its programmed duties with no thought.球迷：威少就像个机器人，彻底按自己的程序行事，审时度势什么的彻底不存在[–]ThunderSlimReaper35_ 528 points 6 hours agoIt was torture watching this guy airball ill advised 3s when he was in his prime. I can’t imagine what it’s like when he’s not even good anymore geesh雷霆球迷：当他还在巅峰的时分，看他头脑发热的干拔三分三不沾，便是一种摧残。他现在已然日落傍晚，不知道看到这种投篮的湖人球迷是啥感触？想想都让人直嘬牙花子[–]LakersSuperNik30 297 points 7 hours agoI don’t think I like basketball anymore湖人球迷：感觉我再也不爱篮球了…[–]LakerstheFromm 325 points 5 hours agoIt’s tough because as a long-time Westbrook hater, I get some sense of validation from his horrid play. But now he’s causing my team to lose, so I cry in validation.湖人球迷：太难了，作为一个长时刻黑威少的人，他惨无人道的体现印证我的先见之明。可现在他让我的主队输球了，我只能边哭边给自己点赞！[–]Matt🇲🇽 @Mattfm8·How NBA Teams guard the Los Angeles Lakers:推特网友：NBA球队现在都是这么防湖人球员的：[–]NBA Memes@NBAMemesWhat the Lakers actually need to win basketball games推特网友：湖人队的取胜之匙[–]HawksCCJones56 1073 points 6 hours agoThe Jazz want to tank, the Lakers want to win. Seems like the Lakers have a trade partner for Westbrook.老鹰球迷：爵士想摆烂，湖人要夺冠。要想两家都如愿，无妨来把威少换。[–]Zoratth 347 points 6 hours agoI doubt Danny Ainge wants to help the Lakers though. There are other ways for the Jazz to get worse without improving the Lakers球迷：我可不信任安吉会乐意协助湖人脱坑。自残的办法多了去了，没必要捎带手给湖人送温暖。[–]RaptorsChampagneAbuelo 1574 points 7 hours ago*Dame loves going off against the Lakers, against Pat Bev and against Westbrook. Put them all on the same team and Lillard goes off three fold猛龙球迷：利拉德遇到湖人就自傲，一打黑贝就来劲，碰到威少就蹂躏。得！现在这仨凑一堆了，表哥直接三倍加快，嗨得飞起[–]Bucksclaimintrue 315 points 7 hours agoI’m SO happy to see Dame back and killing it. He was a god before the injuries. People forget so quickly.雄鹿球迷：看到利拉德能找回状况，攻城拔寨，实在是太高兴了。受伤前，表哥也曾是在天上摘星星的人，怎么办人们总是善忘[–]RocketsStrawHatRetro 1422 points 7 hours ago*Lakers tanking for Victor without their pick is a bold strategy火箭球迷：湖人连首轮签都没有，还敢为抢文班亚马摆烂，也是登高望远，胆略出众[–]ntreeroad 162 points 7 hours agoLakers are really trying to build the next dynasty……in New Orleans.球迷：湖人真的是在拼尽全力打造下一个王朝——鹈鹕王朝！[–]Heatbaymax18 204 points 6 hours agoSeemijg like the Lakers and Sixers in a tank-off for Victor but neither of them have their picks热火球迷：乍一看湖人和75人都在为文班亚马摆烂，可谁知俩队都是在光屁股撵狼[–]DEE 🥷🏿 ✞ (1-1) @NETSIN4ONGlakers this year vs lakers last year推特网友：本年的湖人VS上一年的湖人[–]CelticsRrypl 1559 points 9 hours agoPels really getting Wemby, crazy turn of affairs.[Lowlight] LeBron takes a logo 3 with 13 seconds left on the shotclock but he airballs badly[低光时刻]进攻时刻还剩13秒，詹姆斯logo三分，投出三不沾[–]WarriorsARealKoala 737 points 9 hours agoWhy勇士球迷：为什么呢？[–][NYK] Nate RobinsonJetsLag 505 points 9 hours agoNo thoughts just vibes纽约球迷：气氛烘托到那了，干就完了[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 206 points 9 hours agoShowing Dame how it’s really done.开拓者球迷：给利拉德打个样，让他看看啥是真实的logo三分[–]76ersPensiveinNJ 1440 points 9 hours agoMe and Lebron are so similar it’s crazy.76人球迷：这和我投的超远三分一毛相同，老詹和我没差啊[–][TOR] Kyle Lowrythatsong 298 points 9 hours agoCan’t wait for Space Jam 3 with u/PensiveinNJ猛龙球迷：《空中大灌篮3》不找楼上的PensiveinNJ教师主演，我是不看的[–]Hawksbraggpeak 3497 points 9 hours agoquiet quitting king老鹰球迷：悄悄的，王走了来历：Reddit & Twitter编译：语次无伦 \n\n\n\n\t\n\t\n\n\t美帝键盘侠

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